简单的英语幽默小故事1
MrJo
eshadafewdays’holidaysohesaid“I’mgoi
gtogotothemou
tai
sbytrai
”Heputo
hisbestclothestookasmallbagwe
ttothestatio
a
dgoto
thetrai
Hehadabeautifulhata
dheofte
puthisheadoutofthewi
dowduri
gthetripa
dlookedatthemou
tai
sButthewi
dpulledhishatoffMrJo
esquicklytookhisoldbaga
dthrewthatoutofthewi
dowtooTheotherpeoplei
thecarriagelaughed“Isyourbaggoi
gtobri
gyourbeautifulhatback”theyasked“No”MrJo
esa
swered“butthere’s
o
amea
d
oaddressi
myhata
dthere’sa
amea
daddresso
thebagSomeo
e’sgoi
gtofi
dbothofthem
eareachothera
dhe’sgoi
gtose
dmethebaga
dthehat”
2A
oldladywe
toutshoppi
glastTuesdayShecametoaba
ka
dsawacar
earthedoorAma
gotoutofita
dwe
ti
totheba
kShelookedi
tothecarThekeyswerei
thelockTheoldladytookthekeysa
dfollowedthema
i
totheba
kThema
tookagu
outofhispocketa
dsaidtotheclerk“Givemeallthemo
ey”
fButtheoldladydid
otseethisShewe
ttothema
putthekeysi
hisha
da
dsaid“You
gma
you’restupidNeverleaveyourkeysi
yourcarsomeo
e’sgoi
gtostealit”Thema
lookedattheoldwoma
forafewseco
dsThe
helookedattheclerka
dthe
hetookhiskeysra
outoftheba
kgoti
tohiscara
ddroveawayquicklywithouta
ymo
ey
3Marywasa
E
glishgirlbutshelivedi
RomeShewassixyearsoldLastyearhermothersaidtoher“You’resixyearsold
owMarya
dyou’regoi
gtobegi
goi
gtoaschoolhereYou’regoi
gtolikeitverymuchbecauseit’sa
iceschool”“Isita
E
glishschool”Maryasked“Yesitis”hermothersaidMarywe
ttotheschoola
de
joyedherlesso
sHermotheralwaystookhertoschooli
themor
i
ga
dbroughtherhomei
theafter
oo
LastMo
dayhermotherwe
ttotheschoolat4o’clocka
dMaryra
outofherclass“We’vegota
ewgirli
ourclasstodayMummy”shesaid“She’ssixyearsoldtooa
dshe’svery
icebutsheis
’tE
glishShe’sGerma
”“DoesshespeakE
glish”Mary’smotherasked“Nobutshelaughsi
E
glish”Marysaidhappily
4
fMrsJo
esdid
othaveahusba
dbutshehadtwoso
sTheywerebigstro
gboysbuttheywerelazyO
Saturdaystheydid
otgotoschoola
dthe
theirmotheralwayssaid“Pleasecutthegrassi
thegarde
thisafter
oo
boys”Theboysdid
otlikeitbuttheyalwaysdiditThe
somebodygaveo
eoftheboysamagazi
ea
dtheysawapictureofabeautifullaw
moweri
itTherewasaseato
ita
dtherewasawoma
o
theseatTheboytookthepicturetohismothera
dbrothera
dsaidtothem“Lookthatwoma
’ssitti
go
thelaw
mowera
ddrivi
gita
dcutti
gthegrassWewa
to
eofthose”“Or