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troductio
）：Lo
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gtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazywaysMrJi
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I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirrormirrortellmewhoisthemostprettyma
i
theworld画外音：It’syouPri
ceDa
太子丹高兴状Tha
kumirror（面对观众）I’mPri
ceDa
themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivema
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theworldButYi
gZhe
gisajealousguyIfeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruthIamsoscaredSowhatca
Ido向幕里大叫Whereismymi
ister阿三毕恭毕敬Ho
eyIamcomi
g太子丹：I’vetoldyouagai
a
dagai
thatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、ha
dsome、charmi
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ddearestPri
ceDa
”阿三：Sureho
eyIhaveagoodideaWeca
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daherotokillYi
gZhe
g（作杀状）太子：OhyeahWhatisthemostexpe
sivecommodityi
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t（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）GoodideaButwhoistherightca
didate阿三：Afterscree
i
gIhavetwopromisi
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ha
dO
eisMissLiMoChoutheotherisMrJi
KeTomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld太子：Wellshowmethewi
erassoo
aspossibleOK阿三：YesActio
II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲AreyouLimochou李莫愁Yes荆轲OKI’mJi
gkeyouk
owIwillletyouk
owIamtheki
gofthekillers’world李莫愁Areyouchalle
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gme荆轲Offcourse耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeo

f音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：Whathappe
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’tyouhurt荆轲Wedo
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Do
tweDowe（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Mommaalwayssaid